|1.Do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend?|
|2.When did your last hug take place?|
|3.Are you a jealous person?|
|4.Are you tired right now?|
|5.Do you chew on your straws?|
|6.Have you ever been called a tease?|
|7.Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?|
|8.Do you cry easily?|
|9.What should you be doing right now?|
|10.Are you a heavy sleeper?|
|11.Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months?|
|12.Are you mad at someone right now?|
|13.Do you believe in love?|
|14.What makes you laugh no matter what?|
|15.Who was the last person you talked to?|
|16.Do you get butterflies around the person you like?|
|17.Will you get married?|
|18.When was the last time you smiled?|
|19.Does anyone like you?|
|20.Do you secretly like someone?|
|21.Who was the first person you talked to today?|
|22.Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?|
|23.What are you NOT looking forward to?|
|24.What ARE you looking forward to?|
|25.Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you, and meant it?|
|26.Suppose you see your ex kissing another person what would you do?|
|27.Do you plan on moving out within the next year?|
|28.Are you a forgiving person?|
|29.How many TRUE friends do you have?|
|30.Do you fall for people easily?|
|31.Have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend?|
|32.What’s the last thing you put in your mouth?|
|33.Who was the last person you drove with?|
|34.How late did you stay up last night and why?|
|35.If you could move somewhere else, would you?|
|36.Who was the last person you took a picture of?|
|37.Can you live a day without TV?|
|38.When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?|
|39.Three names you go by..|
|40.Are you currently in a relationship?|
|41.What is your all-time favorite romance movie?|
|42.Do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate?|
|43.What’s your current problem?|
|44.Have you ever had your heart broken?|
|45.Your thoughts of long distance relationships?|
|46.How many kids do you want to have?|
|47.Have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?|
I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see.
I have alot of guy friends so i must be fucking every single one of them.
I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life.
I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.
My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.
I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?
I’m friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.
I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.
I’m black, so I must be ghetto.
I’m black, so I must be stupid.
I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.
I’m bisexual, so I must get around.
I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch.
I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic.
I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian.
I cut myself so I must be emo.
I’m bisexual, so none of my girl friends can feel safe.
I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed.
I like spending my day at home, so I don’t have any friends
I am gay, so i must be bullied
I am trans, so I must be a freak.
Most of my friends are dudes, so I must be a tomboy.
I’m on Tumblr, so I must have zero friends in real life
I’m a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist
I make alot of mistakes so I must be stupid/retarded.
I strongly defend LGBT so I must be gay.
I’m from a broken family, so I must be a rebel.
I like rasta colors, so I must smoke weed.
I’ve had sex, so I must be a slut.
I’ve made mistakes, so I must be untrustworthy.
I really love him, so I must hold on.
I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid.
I really love him, so I must be taken for granted.
I’m a Politician, so I must be corrupt.
I’m Blonde, so I must be really stupid.
I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo.
I wear make up, so I must be a flirt.
I make alot of mistakes, so I must be hated.
I am a teenager, so I must be misunderstood.
this is perfect wow
I’m a Christian, so I must hate gays
I have big boobs, so I must dress like a whore
I’m overweight, so I must be fat
I’m not a big talker, so I must have no friends
I’m homeschooled, so I must be a loner
I like country music, so I must be a redneck
I like pop music, so I must be a floozy
I’m Black so I must like watermelon, kool aid, and fried chicken
I’m Mexican so I must hang out at home depot
I’m Irish so I must be drunk
I’m German so I must be hitler
I love this.
I have Aspergers, so I must be socially awkward
I’m in university, so I must be an arrogant know- it all
I like Disney, so I must be a kid.
I’m a geek, so I must be exactly like those guys on the Big Bang theory.
I have kinks, so I must be a pervert.
I’m masculine, so I must love all guy stuff.
I don’t wear makeup for school, so I must be lazy.
I think gender is fucking stupid, so I must be uncomfortable with my gender identity.
I’m a fighter, so I must be a violent thug who couldn’t possibly do anything else.
I work security, so I must be dumb as shit.
|Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship:||Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last.|
|My idea of a relationship:||You start talking to each other and is in the "talking stage". One person asks you to go a date with them. You guys go a few more dates. You guys are dating. You guys act like a couple. You hug, you hold hands, you kiss. One person asks you to be their boyfriend/girlfriend. You guys are now officially a couple. You're in one of those relationships where you don't announce it to the whole world but you won't deny it if someone asked. You guys are comfortable around each other, you hang out outside of school. You say "I love you" when the time is right and when you actually mean it. You have a threeway with Satan. You agree that all other mortals are no better than the mud caked to your collective shoes and sacrifice the whole of your school to the Dark Lord as per his request mid-coitus. You rule the charred and ruined remains of your homeland with an iron fist. Together <3|